Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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