the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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