This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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