If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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