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Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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