i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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