i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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