I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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