I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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