Tell her she can't have a vagina
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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