it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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