from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
