My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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