we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Randomize
