your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
worst night to have a conscience
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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