a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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