GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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