Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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