At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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