So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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