ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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