I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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