Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Randomize
