Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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