And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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