Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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