sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just want nice things and good sex
I got inside last night via doggy door
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
