2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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