OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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