worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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