4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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