Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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