belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Someone came in the potted fern
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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