redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My pussy is not your playground.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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