I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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