KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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