Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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