Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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