your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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