Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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