can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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