It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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