5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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