a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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