How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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