You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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