that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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