i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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