I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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