His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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