its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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