This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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