Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Terrible idea I love it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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