that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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